Saturday, September 17, 2005

"Motivational" Sales Meetings at AZ US

"I found the most recent meetings to be very motivating. After our manager served us tropical punch flavored kool-aid, we listened to canned presentations and success stories. Thank goodness for these meetings, because I now know how to: -Think outside the box-Close on every call-See the right doctor with the right frequency with the right message-Do whatever it takes to get the business-Distinguish myself from other representatives-What kind of candy to give out this October at Halloween-And what costumes to wear/not wear when I trick or treat at my offices. I feel so enlightened and I am so ready to go out there and sell, sell, sell! The final close was our manager saying "Happy selling!" ".

LOL

I think this reps tongue is most firmly in her cheek. And we Brits think that Americans dont do irony!
Source: CafePharma
http://www.cafepharma.com

1 comment:

Benedict 16th said...

Have you seen the Drug Ads in The Placebo Journal?

There is Myagra, Cyanara, Oxycotton Candy and Godiphage

Good luck with the blog
BenedictXVI