Top 10 Reasons for seeing Drug Reps

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10.
Need foam model of thyroid to complete collection
9.
Always wanted to learn about congestive heart failure from non-medical personnel
8.
Green jelly beans that say "ZYVOX": 'nuff said
7.
Heart-wrenching display of brown-nosing offers unique insight into pathos of human condition
6.
Got previous drug rep from company pregnant; curious as to how kid's doing
5.
Free textbooks a virtual gold mine on eBay
4.
Drug rep misunderstanding of scientific data, misuse of medical terminology sure to boost physician self-confidence
3.
Rep from AstraZeneca able to obtain marijuana for 'compassionate' usage
2.
Mood starting to destabilize; more Zoloft samples urgently needed
1.
Two words: Nice boobs