Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Wants To Have Sex With You
This follows on from this story:
http://pharmagossip.blogspot.com/2005/10/oregon-health-plan-generous-to-fault.html
10. "His name is Dr. Wilson--He hands you a prescription for '1,000 mg. of Dr. Wilson'"
9. "He takes your pulse by holding your ass"
8. "Examining table has vibrate function"
7. "Before examination, turns the skeleton around so you can be alone"
6. "Instead of anatomy chart, has life-size poster of him in his underpants"
5. "You don't need a transplant, but he keeps offering you his organ"
4. "Schedules next appointment for midnight in his van"
3. "Asks you to undress, then asks you to put on a nurse's uniform"
2. "He diagnoses you with an 'acute lack of gettin' bizzay'"
1. "Says it's time for your injection, but he's not holding a syringe"
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