Washington, DC--Global pharmaceutical giants Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer today announced plans to merge and to purchase the FDA and both houses of Congress in an attempt to soothe investors' frayed nerves and to streamline the drug-approval process.
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Billy Tauzin, former Republican senator from Louisiana, is expected to be named Chairman of the Board of the new corporation, which will be called J. J. Mizer, or sometimes just J.J. or Mizer, for short.
Full story here:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i7136
But seriously folks.
Insider thinks all the elements are there for another major round of consolidation.
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