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A little discussed but widely know fact about people. 80% of the human population is statistically significantly less intelligent than the remaining 20%.
In other words, for the eight out of ten that will read this, eight out of ten people are a metric-fuck-ton less intelligent than the two people at the top.
This means that a man like Bush can get elected POTUS by being against civil rights for everyone but corporations and for killing brown people “over there”, because brown people crashed planes in to the world trade center. Bush supporters don’t believe that nineteen of the twenty hijackers were Saudi Arabian citizens. They actually believe that Saddam Hussein was the one that planned and attacked the WTC.
Bush supporters also think borrowing money from China and Saudi Arabia to create temporary prosperity is just fine too.
Bush supporters also think that a man who won a silver star and several purple hearts is a traitor to America and that Bush who hid out in Alabama to avoid service in Vietnam, got drunk every day, got cited for Driving While Intoxicated twice, spent his evenings snorting cocaine and chasing whores, flunked out of college then deserted his National Guard Unit, a kid from the wealthiest area of the United States, New Haven, Connecticut, is actually a “cowboy” from Midland, Texas… Is a “Great American”.
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A little discussed but widely know fact about people. 80% of the human population is statistically significantly less intelligent than the remaining 20%.
In other words, for the eight out of ten that will read this, eight out of ten people are a metric-fuck-ton less intelligent than the two people at the top.
This means that a man like Bush can get elected POTUS by being against civil rights for everyone but corporations and for killing brown people “over there”, because brown people crashed planes in to the world trade center. Bush supporters don’t believe that nineteen of the twenty hijackers were Saudi Arabian citizens. They actually believe that Saddam Hussein was the one that planned and attacked the WTC.
Bush supporters also think borrowing money from China and Saudi Arabia to create temporary prosperity is just fine too.
Bush supporters also think that a man who won a silver star and several purple hearts is a traitor to America and that Bush who hid out in Alabama to avoid service in Vietnam, got drunk every day, got cited for Driving While Intoxicated twice, spent his evenings snorting cocaine and chasing whores, flunked out of college then deserted his National Guard Unit, a kid from the wealthiest area of the United States, New Haven, Connecticut, is actually a “cowboy” from Midland, Texas… Is a “Great American”.
Bush is not from the great state of CT. He only went to college there. Village Idiots only live in Texas...
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