Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Top Ten sayings by patients during colonoscopies

10. “Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”

9. “Find Bum Farto yet?”

8. “Can you hear me NOW?”

7. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

6. “You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”

5. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”

4. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

3. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”

2. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”


And the best one of them all…

1. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.”

Hat tip: Doc around the Clock

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