Friday, February 17, 2006

The VP - joke of the day

The Vice President and his best friend are out hunting deep in the woods.

Cheney's friend suddenly collapses.

Dick pulls out his phone and calls the emergency services. "My friend is dead what can I do?," he gasps.

"Calm down, I can help," the operator says. "First, let's make sure he's dead."

Silence, then a shot.

"Okay," says Dick, "now what?"

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