A drunk, smelling heavily of beer sat down on a train next to a priest. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes he turned to the priest, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap women and too much alcohol."
The priest then apologised, saying, "I'm sorry my son. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Hat tip:Popbitch
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