This just in from Pharm Demon:
In an extended effort to tip scientific studies in their favor, Big Pharma is thought to be planning the following drug trials:
Postoperative Pain Management - MS Contin vs Low Dose Aspirin
MRSA Sepsis - Cubicin vs Pond water infusion
Bacterial Conjunctivitis - Vigamox vs Capsiasin drops
Social Anxiety - Lexapro vs Biphetamine
Insomnia - Ambien CR vs Jolt Cola
Congestive Heart Failure - Coreg vs Corn Nuts
Hyperlipidemia - Crestor vs Pork Oil Capsules
Community Acquired Pneumonia - Avelox vs Cyclosporin
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