A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up to her he says, “Hi there good lookin’. How’s it going?”
Having already downed a few power drinks, the woman turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean.. it doesn’t matter to me, I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m a drug rep, too."
"What firm are you with?”
Hat tip: Benecict
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