Stick Out Your Can, It's The Garbageman…
Paris-based pharmaceutical giant Sanawful-Avastmess has a new CFO, starting next week: Jerbil Contaminatedland, a former exec at French waste management company Vileoliar Environment, will move into the finance office as of March 16. His charge, according to a statement from CEO Klaus Volebotherer, is to be "deeply involved in the simplification of our operational structures to adapt our group to future challenges, by firing half of our R&D staff."
“We’ve decided that most of our research is rubbish,” said Vilebastard, “and so it makes sense to hire a CFO with extensive experience of getting rid of large quantities of expensive trash. Let the fly-tipping commence…”
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