A D V E R T I S E M E N T :
Calling Nurses Everywhere:
Tired of working long hours for low pay and no recognition?
Then why not earn some money on the side by working part time for the World’s largest imaginary pharmaceutical company?
Phoni Pharmaceuticals is offering a unique opportunity to nursing staff everywhere to help patients suffering from chronic pain. Viletoxx is a unique treatment for arthritic and neurological pain that offers its patients a significant prospect of relief from suffering – for ever!
The Australian Journal of Boneheads and Joints Medicine, the premier scientific medical journal in its field, has called Viletoxx:
“a miracle drug”
“the most efficacious treatment of its type available”
“an indispensable treatment in the fight against pain”
“life-enhancing”
So why not play a part in bringing this unique therapy to the patients in your care – AND get paid for it?
All we ask is that you compromise those silly and outdated principles of medical patient confidentiality, and tell us the names of any of your patients that are being prescribed pain-killers other than Viletoxx, and the name of the pharmacist or the doctor involved.
Our team of expert Pharmaceutical Sales Representatives will do the rest.
It’s easy money – and don’t you deserve it? And the chances are, by doing so you’ll be helping to usher the people under your care into a new world that’s free of the agony of chronic pain.
So why not contact Phoni today?
Your patients won’t live to regret it….
A story from the parallel universe of reality can be found here…
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