Pharma Giles writes ...

Phoni Pharmaceuticals today announced that it was intending to appoint the world-famous blogger, Gordon “Bonkers” Brown, to be its new global Consumer Product Director for Perplexedia, Phoni’s over-the counter treatment for male pattern baldness.



“Gordon’s been covering up the bald spots in the UK economy for years,” said Phoni’s Director of Global Marketing, Rich Pillager, “and he only got caught out when the financial meltdown hurricane blew away his hairpiece.”



“Bonkers” Brown has become famous for his hysterically funny YouTube performances as the bumbling and inept “Prime Minister” of “The United Kingdom”, as typified above.


“Basically, the guy is an arrogant, incompetent, bare-faced liar with a track record of complete disaster, and yet he’s managed to get away with holding down senior government positions for over 12 years,” said Pillager. “His entire operation has been shown to be as inept as it is totally corrupt, concentrating solely on financial reward for himself and his friends at the expense of everything else…”



“Obviously, he’s just the man we need to direct sales of one of our leading consumer healthcare brands. We fully anticipate that he’ll be free to join our company in a few months time…”

In the real world, it seems that some pharmaceutical companies think that employee blogging is a bad thing…