PhoniPharm gets Gold Fever…!!!
Phoni hopes to increase its worldwide sales of medicines for treating cancer 10-fold by 2018, said Andreas “Yukon” Plank, regional president of the company’s oncology business in Europe.
“At the moment we’re nowhere in oncology,” said Plank, “but oncology is big pharma’s last big gold rush. Thar’s buckets of money in them thar pills, jus’ a’waitin’ to be picked up. We wanna be one of the top three gold-diggers by 2018. During this time we’re gonna to increase our sales by about 10 times. Yee-haaa…!”
Cancer treatments were the top-selling category of medicine in 2008, generating $48.2 billion in sales last year, an 11.3 percent increase on last year.
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