Pharma Giles writes ...

"Great leadership requires patience, decisiveness, intelligence, execution and compassion. Max had none of these, which is why we’ve moved him on," said PhRMA President and Chief Executive Officer, “Silly” Billy Tarzan.

"I am excited to lead this organization during such a wealth-enhancing time for our industry’s Chief Executive Officers," incoming lunatic Sinister said. "The biopharmaceutical industry can be a catalyst for change by creating a future with good jobs STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS and good health in WHOOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER MILLION the U.S. Our member companies employ many of the world's best scientific minds TEE HEE HEE NOT ANY MORE THEY DON’T to challenge the most feared diseases of our time. By advancing executive wellness, compensation packages, pensions and share options, our member companies play a vital role in our own personal wealth care system GIBBER GIBBER DON’T MIND IF I DO, HAVE ONE YOURSELF HEE HEE HEE."

"Never before have I been more proud of an industry that employs complete maniacs in leadership positions, and has completely screwed the process of battling disease around the world," said Tarzan. "I also have been heartened to see the enormous amount of money these guys get paid – all so that America's biopharmaceutical research companies can be mismanaged to the point of suffering from devastating financial disasters."

Tarzan added, "As I prepare to hand over the reins to PhRMA's next lunatic, I want to encourage the millions of employees who are employed, either directly or indirectly by the biopharmaceutical sector, to continue to reach out to others and talk openly and honestly about the critical need for resigning now before their jobs get outsourced to Chindia anyway. Executive-centered policies that encourage financial greed will destroy American jobs, but we don’t care, ha ha ha!."


In the parallel universe of reality, things really aren’t a lot different, it seems…