Calling All Pfizer Employees…
Fed up with not knowing what this week’s corporate imperative is?
Tired of worrying about whether you’ll have a job next week? Or next year?
Then forget the KINDLE. You need the KINDLER…
Just type your name, age, gender, site location, sexual preferences, inside leg measurement and your employee number into the handy keypad, and assuming IT doesn’t lose them, our friendly HR department will do the rest.
So get the KINDLER today, and make sure that you never have to worry about working for a major pharmaceutical company - ever again!
Coming soon…
The WITTYER
The BRENNANER
1 comment:
You forgot about that other handheld device, the iClark, which comes with a preloaded helicopter tracking app!
http://industry.bnet.com/pharma/10006416/merck-ceo-clark-gets-a-helipad-on-top-of-old-schering-hq/
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