Monday, August 28, 2006

Top ten reasons why there are more women in PR

With apologies to Strumpette:

#10... Because in PR the ass you have to kiss is (usually) clean.

#9… Cause they dream of meeting Oprah or Uma or Tom or Brad. Shame they never will.

#8... Cause Mr. Weatherwax seems to like my bubblegum-pink plunging tanktop.

#7... Cause the boys don’t want to take the time to learn the cheers.

#6… Cause you can get a decent amount of work out of them for 3 out of every 4 weeks. More than guys.

#5... "They promised to let me clean the executive washroom."

#4... Cause, generally speaking, women make better slaves.

#3… Higher chance of becoming a CEO's wife/mistress/girlfriend (considered career progression) than most jobs.

#2... Heart-wrenching display of brown-nosing offers unique insight into pathos of the female human condition.

And the #1 Reason there’s so many women in PR… ‘cause GIRLS LIE!

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